June 2012
My dad's Reichenbach theory: Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.
friend: who's the gay looking one from one direction?
me: you're gonna have to be more specific
“I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald — The Great Gatsby (via iheartmrdarcy)
I really want a group of friends that I can just message “Assemble” and then they show up at my house with popcorn and chocolate and we get drunk and watch movies and play The Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit and cry over Loki together.
You know who you are.
It begins tonight.
dalailamaofficial:
step 1: url
step 2: url and name
step 3: name
step 4: friendship
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Trying to explain what 'shipping' is to a person...
sparkgraffiti:
can we all just talk about how disappointing the...
ambedo n. a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
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May 2012
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
Emma: Rumplestiltskin did make it pretty clear that I should use this sword to fight the dragon.
Emma: But what does he know about dragons, anyway? The tiny scraps of metal fired from my gun should definitely be able to penetrate those countless layers of hardened dragon scales.
Henry: Am I the only one in this town that’s ever read a fairy tale or….?
Charming: You loved someone? What happened?
Rumplestiltskin: She died.
Rumplestiltskin: After I rejected her True Love’s Kiss.
Rumplestiltskin: And threw her in a dungeon.
Rumplestiltskin: And kicked her out of the castle.
Rumplestiltskin: But that’s all a moot point.
Spending half a film wondering what you had...
para-moriarty:
cbbred:
nicoosuxx:
Holy shit, it’s scary how accurate this is.